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Thoughts for the Month. The only ability you need to serve God is availablity-- Grant MacDonald Sometimes I suffer from delusions of adequacy. -- William D Blake I tried atheism for a while, but my faith just wasn't strong enough. Anon God doesn't call people who are qualified. He calls people who are willing, and then He qualifies them. - Richard Parker Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking. Anon The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one" Leo J.Burke Reporter: "What do you think of western civilisation?" Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea." CLAIRVOYANT, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a blockhead. Ambrose Bierce: Devil's Dictionary Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net... and he won't bother you for weeks Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that. A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it. [on the removal of a two-inch-long moth from an experimental computer at Harvard in 1945] -- Grace Murray Hopper It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.-- Krishnamurti We need to learn to set our course by the stars and not by the lights of every passing ship. Omar Bradley Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacher Pick your friends but not to pieces. Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain and most fools do. --Benjamin Franklin Men try to fix problems with duct tape. God did it with nails.